Orthogonal Trajectories

Daily Ruminations.

Live life to the fullest and ball outrageous.

Dental Plan - Simpsons Remix

Too good.

Mega64: FALLOUT 3

HAHA.

thedailywhat:

Karma Is A B*tch of the Day: Australian sports commentator Sam Newman famously called taekwondo ”the most ridiculous thing he’s ever seen” during his London Games coverage. 

Watch as Aussie Olympians Safwan Khalil and Carmen Marton make him eat his words. 

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YES.

Excited train guy, New York!

TRAINGASM!  Double Trainbow all the wayyyyyy

ballershots:

“People say ‘hey don’t swim with sharks,’ but I’m faster than a shark, so it’s not a big deal.”

Steve Nash should be in Zoolander 2.

AGREED.

(Source: nbyay)

Ask a Grown Man: Jon Hamm

Jon Hamm is the man.

In case you missed it, here’s his Between Two Ferns bit.

Ted.

This.  looks.  awesome.

I should get back into Wilfred.

The Honest Bachelor.

Funny or Die’s funniest video in a LONG time.  So many great, raunchy lines.  Thank you, David Spade.